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J.T.
Member Since
May 2003 |
Last Login
06/17/2003
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Full Name: |
James Theodore Hoofburger |
Gender: |
Male |
Interested in Meeting
People for: |
Friends, Activity Partners, Dating, (Women) |
Status: |
Single |
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Age: |
10 |
Psychadet rank: |
Psychic Scout |
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Hometown: |
Noble, OK |
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Psychic Speciality: |
Marksmanship
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Interests: |
The range, dogies, varmints.
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Favorite Music: |
Hank Williams Sr. |
Favorite Books: |
Louis L'Amour
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Favorite TV Shows: |
Gunsmoke |
Favorite Movies: |
High Noon, The Good, the Bad, and
the Ugly, Fistful of Dollars, The Wild Bunch; An American
Tail 2: Fievel Goes West
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About Me: |
Don't talk much when I ain't got
nothin' to say. |
Who I Want to Meet: |
Wyatt Earp, Doc Holiday, Billy the
Kid, Jesse James, the Dalton Gang
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Testimonials:
What people say about J.T.:
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Chops,
06/22/2003:
J.T.
red alert! RED ALERT! Speak to me!
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Elka,
06/22/2003:
I
see bad things in the future for you, Mr.
Sweetwind, if you don't mind your manners.
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Chops,
06/21/2003:
J.T.
are you there? Come in, J.T. come in! Has she
kidnapped you bro? Are you under some sort of
evil voodoo/Barbie doll curse?
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Elka,
06/21/2003:
J.T.
knows that a man's first priority is his
girlfriend, Chops. He doesn't always have time
for childish pursuits like
"chilling" and "bro-ing
out" anymore. | |
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Chops,
06/19/2003:
Hey,
J.T. where are you? I see more of Milka these
days than you, and she's invisible most of the
time. Time to check in with home base. Meet me
at the secret spot.
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Maloof,
06/18/2003:
J.T.
I love your work. I have some contract
assignments I'd like to talk to you about.
How's the whole "have gun, will
travel" thing working out for you? Have
you ever thought about taking it up a notch?
Professional representation is the first step
in that direction. Let's talk.
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Clem,
06/17/2003:
Ants
suck! J.T. Rocks!
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Crystal,
06/17/2003:
From
a MILLION miles away! Yayyyyy J.T. the ant
killer!
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Clem,
06/17/2003:
From
a mile away!
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Crystal,
06/17/2003:
Yeah!
Great idea, Clem! I'll bet he could PSI blast
a ant off a speck of dust!
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Clem,
06/17/2003:
Speck
of dust?
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Crystal,
06/17/2003:
J.T.
is the coolest! He is the best shot at camp!
Probably the best shot in the world!!!! I'll
bet he could PSI-Blast a... a... ant, off a...
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Chops,
06/16/2003:
J.T.
what up? You missed practice. Phoebe got so
mad she burned up another pair of
sticks.
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Benny,
06/15/2003:
But...
I... okay.
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Bobby,
06/15/2003:
Benny,
dude, I thought I told you, not every time,
alright? Wait for the signal.
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Benny,
06/15/2003:
Yeah!
Let's see how good you are with your fists!
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Bobby,
06/15/2003:
Who
cares about shooting? Let's see how good you
are with your fists Hoofburger.
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Dogen,
06/15/2003:
J.T.
promised me that the next time the squirrels
stole something from me, he would shoot them
out of the trees and show me how to make pie
out of 'em!
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Chloe,
06/14/2003:
J.T.
I'd like you to seriously consider joining my
future crew. Your marksmanship skills could
come in handy, if were were to encounter any
hostile life forms. How are you in zero g
situations?
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Franke,
06/13/2003:
Hey,
those shoes were a PRESCRIPTION from a DOCTOR,
jerk!
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Elka,
06/13/2003:
Hey
boyfriend, those pictures aren't up yet.
What's the matter? Having a problem picking
just three? You can put them all up if you
want! ;) I won't mind! | |
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Phoebe,
06/12/2003:
J.T.
it's time we got this band in gear. Come on.
We got you on harmonica, Chops on guitar, me
on the drums, and Quentin on turntables. But
we have got to get some practicing in. Oh, and
I have to get some drums. The last set I had
was too flammable.
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Kitty,
06/11/2003:
Just
ignore it, baby.
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Nils,
06/11/2003:
Yeah,
in the same way Franke's bitter about loosing
those pediatric shoes she used to have to
wear.
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Kitty,
06/11/2003:
Don't
sweat Lutefisk, Franke. He's just bitter about
losing his girlfriend to J.T.
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Nils,
06/11/2003:
Well,
first we'd have to shrink your head down a
couple of sizes.
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Franke,
06/11/2003:
Hey,
cowboy! I love your hat. What do I have to do
to wear it for a day, eh pardner?
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Vernon,
06/04/2003:
Okay,
okay. Everybody likes J.T. and so do I! Don't
get me wrong! But sometimes, I'm just
saying...
sometimes maybe the harmonica jam sessions at
the campfire go a liiiiittle long, is all I'm
saying. Sometimes somebody's got a really good
story they want to tell, but they can't
because it's all harmonica, harmonica,
harmonica, and I think honestly, just a
tip--people would like to hear maybe more
stories, less harmonica. Not that I don't love
it of course. The harmonica. But who doesn't
love a good story?
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Chops,
06/03/2003:
Sometimes
I think J.T. and I are like, the same person.
Like Siamese twins, separated at birth. Re-conjoinified,
not in body, but in our mutual
chillness.
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Elka,
06/02/2003:
Oh, you're in trouble now, Benjamin. My
boyfriend James is NOT going to put up with
that kind of insult. Right James? | |
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Benny,
06/02/2003:
Oh,
and your girlfriend's ugly.
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Benny,
06/02/2003:
Hey,
J.T. Bobby
just wanted you to know that you think you're
so cool but you're not.
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Elton,
06/01/2003:
J.T.
is the king of the psychic target range. I'm
not really that good at it, but for J.T. it's
like shooting fish in a barrel. (Which I would
never do either because I could hear them
scream.)
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Mikhail,
05/30/2003:
Hoofburger,
I would not wrestle if he were allowed to use
psychic blasting. Not fair, and not good for
wrestling. Without psychic blasting I think no
problem. I take him out like that. Then again,
as he is crowd favorite, maybe I pretend
to hurt my ankle and throw match so as not to
damage long range career goals.
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Elka,
05/29/2003:
Shut
up, Nils. No one's talking to you.
Hey, James, I noticed you didn't have any
pictures of me in your photos page. Here, I'll
mail you some, JAMES. | |
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Nils,
05/29/2003:
J.T.
I don't know what you're thinking man. But
good luck, that's all I got to say.
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Elka,
05/29/2003:
I meant JAMES! Not Nils! Definitely not Nils!
I certainly did NOT mean to... it was the
spell checker, I swear! | |
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Elka,
05/29/2003:
James
here is the best boyfriend a girl could have.
He's sensitive, strong, handsome, and polite.
Not like some people I could name. Definitely
an upgrade over my old boyfriend.
I see a great future for us together, Nils! | |
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Kitty,
05/17/2003:
Hmmm.
I could get into that.
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Quentin,
05/17/2003:
heh
heh. nice of you to say, milka... uh... but how about that
j.t. though, eh? i heard he can hog tie a calf
in 10 seconds.
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Milka,
05/17/2003:
J.T.
is alright. He's no Quentin, but he's alright.
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Chops,
05/16/2003:
This
is my main hombre. Like the famous desperadoes
of old films, this bandit does not, in fact,
need any stinking badges. Watch out, ladies,
this one is on fire. He is a sure shot in
every sense of the word. He is a cool
customer. Seriously, I don't know if I would
have ever made it at this camp if it weren't
for my main man J.T. I would love to ride a
mile in his hat, but I cannot, due to a very
serious medical condition whereby my hair is
too intense and voluminous.
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